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Crap in the middle of the road
I was dared to take a dump in the bushes of the central reservation on the main road, heading back to Aston Brook Green.

I did it, got a few funny looks from cars passing by as I dropped the kids off in the grass. Had to throw away my pants tho - it waz a messy one.
Shit in a blender
After a night out we went for a snoop around other flats and returned with a blender. Fast forward a few hours and we awake and decide it would be a good idea to use it. The usual goes in, mouldy milk, mouldy food, eggs and whatever else we can find. Then we have a brainwave.. wh...

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No anal!
In a lecture, just tried to search for 'analytics' on Google. Saw the suggested search result as I was typing and hit enter. Carried on listening to the lecturer. Looked back at my laptop - just done a search for 'anal' sitting at the front of a massive lecture hall. For fuck's s...

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Please Sir, can I have some more tales?

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