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PORN elevator!
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By far the best lift/elevator prank ever! Aston University: 2007. The guys from the 20th floor successfully managed to super glue PORN to every square inch of the lift!

The WHOLE thing was covered! It took the residents officers days to get it all off!

Security never knew who i...
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? Meat Feast - 94 likes
This one is simple - A 2nd year girl (a lovely, sweet, innocent second year girl) did a shit in a pizza box and delivered it to Flat 7 in St...
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? Shit in a blender - 83 likes
After a night out we went for a snoop around other flats and returned with a blender. Fast forward a few hours and we awake and decide it wo...
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? The great glass heist of Gosta - 82 likes
A certain floor in Stafford tower 2007-2008 went on a spree in Gosta with the aim of collecting every single brand of glass in the pub.
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? Dead dog? - 82 likes
So an innocent girl was given the choor of looking after a neighbours dog whilst the owners went away... easy job right?

Unfortu...
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? Open day gimp-masked naked welshman - 77 likes
By far and away my best memory of Lawrence tower was the naked exploits of my mad welsh flat mate. Easily spurred on and still pretty pissed...
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? Classic lock switcheroo! - 74 likes
Stafford tower, 2008. For those of you who don't know the Stafford tower layout, basically everyone in the flat has a key which can open the...
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? The ultimate shower prank.... - 73 likes
The ultimate shower prank.

The water company sent a letter saying that they are clearing the system and we may have a period of...
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? Steam room sesh. - 73 likes
On a cool summers evening of 2008, a group of stafford freshers bored with the standard rules of sesh decided to create a new type of one-ti...
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? Student house random face-off - 72 likes
A brilliant (and apparently honestly true) story from one of my best friends in Bristol.

There were two rival student houses, who...
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? A friend of mine... - 71 likes
A friend of mine, an attractive young man and veteran of Stafford tower failed to get an auntie position in his second year. This upset him ...
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? Andy's passionate gay kiss - 69 likes
Andy's passionate gay kiss in an attempt to become "Aston Man 2011"

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Charity gayn...
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PORN elevator!
2303 views
By far the best lift/elevator prank ever! Aston University: 2007. The guys from the 20th floor successfully managed to super glue PORN to every square inch of the lift!

The WHOLE thing was covered! It took the residents officers days to get it all off!

Security never knew who i...
Click for full tale




? Sex in the Kitchen! - 1504 views
I live in C1 and I made a bet for 20 that one of my course mates wouldn't have sex in my kitchen before the end of the academic year...this ...
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? UFO Penis!!! - 919 views
Naming no names...one of our dear Northern friends once got a weeeeeee bit too jolly for her own good and had sex on her desk and could not ...
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? University Frustration Masterbation - 860 views
Today I was in the toilets (usually pretty empty)

I had to drop my load so got comfy in a cubicle. I quickly realised someone was...
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? Shit in a blender - 858 views
After a night out we went for a snoop around other flats and returned with a blender. Fast forward a few hours and we awake and decide it wo...
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? Meat Feast - 787 views
This one is simple - A 2nd year girl (a lovely, sweet, innocent second year girl) did a shit in a pizza box and delivered it to Flat 7 in St...
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? Student house random face-off - 784 views
A brilliant (and apparently honestly true) story from one of my best friends in Bristol.

There were two rival student houses, who...
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? Tesco mega fail! - 783 views
After a Stafford Tower fire alarm at 6am, me and the guys from my flat decided to head on over to Tesco Express as it opened early and we ne...
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? No anal! - 780 views
In a lecture, just tried to search for 'analytics' on Google. Saw the suggested search result as I was typing and hit enter. Carried on list...
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? Mega Boner - 735 views
I was walking about the main building one day after all my lectures were finished, so I went into the single honours common room to get abou...
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? Guild sex! - 698 views
I've never.....had sex on the Guild steps and been discovered by THE GEEKIEST BOY IN THE WORLD. Oh...

? Rum, Porn and Propaganda - 679 views
Ok so here goes....

A few of the lads decided its time to enjoy the joys of propaganda. After doing the standard pre-drink at gos...
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