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Christchurch Earthquake
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Im seventeen and go to school this is the exact place i was busing home like any normal day when the 6.3 February 22nd earthquake that devastated christchurch hit.
We had finished school early that day and i was listening to music on my ipod. we were on a patch of...
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a group of toffs...
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a group of toffs standing by the bar in the gun barrells. An Irish guy is chatting to a group of gorgeous babes at a table opposite. The Toffs keep making smart comments between themselves about the "paddy" with the girls. Everytime one of the girls goes to the bathroom or u...
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Stumbling home after a...
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Stumbling home after a drunken night, a group of friends and I were passing the WRNHP.
If you've ever seen it, it has a long wall that water runs down. It looks like a 75 foot long rock urinal.
Our overflowing bladders could contain themselves no more ...
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Facepalm moment
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Walking round Windsor castle, when I hear an overweight middle aged American tourist say: "I mean, why the hell did the Queen build it so close to the motorway!"
Pantsed During Gym
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At 15 years old I was already a very developed girl, and a lazy one on top of that. It was one of those days where so far nothing had gone right, and as I did the warm-up jog with my classmates for gym it got much worse. I had woken up drastically late, found I had no clean ...
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Heron spotted
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Unlike most tales on this website, it's not perticularly funny, but possibly interesting. I was in Bentley Priory nature reserve, when by boot pond, a heron landed. It waddled allong the edge of the water. Instinctively, I was able to get my camera out quickly, and took some...
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