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Don't try this speed at home
We drove from Maidenhead in Berkshire, to Liverpool city centre in just over TWO HOURS. That's 200 miles, AVERAGE speed: 100mph. Google Maps says that's a journey of 3 hours 30 mins. Ooopss. Thanks M6 toll, for your empty roads and silky smooth surfaces - Couldn't have done it wi...

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The Sick Sling
A night of freshers fancy dress. A rather poor attempt left one girl with just an arm sling and a weird accent. (She was trying to be someone else at uni)

In a usual sesh she got pretty battered and in a not so lady like fashion managed to FILL THE SLING WITH VOMIT wh...

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Facepalm moment
Walking round Windsor castle, when I hear an overweight middle aged American tourist say: "I mean, why the hell did the Queen build it so close to the motorway!"
It's a poo story
Two friends were having some banter when the chat got taken too far. Cartwheel said he would poo in Mad Dogs bed if MD carried out one of his threats. MD was quoted as saying "I bet you 10 you would never shit in my bed".

A few days later while MD was in the shower, C ...

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